Brought to you via Sketchy Santas: A Lighter Look at the Darker Side of St. Nick. The author explains:
… the number of Santas available and a parent’s desire to have their children see St. Nick in a timely manner, loosely determines the potential sketchiness of Santas in your area. As demand (D) increases, you can expect a corresponding increase in quantity (Q) or available Santas and the sketchiness (S) of any given Santa.
Ho, ho, ho indeed :)
Wishing you and your families a warm, wonderful holiday season!!